Non e’ vero che nell’urbe si va sempre di corsa, troppo di fretta per relazionarsi con i propri simili..sfatiamo questo mito dell’indifferenza urbana e diciamo le cose come stanno: anche in una grande metropoli c’e’ posto per le relazioni umane.
Per esempio ieri pomeriggio, durante i miei 15 minuti di pausa caffe’, sono uscita dall’ufficio e sono andata a zonzo a riposarmi gli occhi. Una scenetta idilliaca di socialita’ metropolitana mi si e’ parata dinanzi agli occhi subito: un autista di scuolabus che chiacchierava amabilmente con un giovanotto di colore.
Solo che il giovanotto di colore era sul motorino. E l’autista in effetti era in servizio perche’ stava guidando un pulmino pieno di ragazzini urlanti.
Chiacchieravano fitto fitto mentre sbandavano a destra e a sinistra e si vedeva che i ragazzini gradivano l’intermezzo perche’ urlavano e’ meglio delle giostre. Io penso che magari evito di scendere dal marciapiedi. Semaforo rosso, subito i ragazzini approfittano per sputare in testa ai passanti dai finestrini, io per prudenza cammino raso muro; poi il semaforo si fa verde e i due ripartono sbandanti e felici, chiacchierando sempre fitto fitto. Mi chiedo cosa possa unire tanto due persone cosi’ diverse da farle chiacchierare come comari senza rendersi conto di quello che si fa e arrivata al bar lo capisco, perche’ i due hanno deciso di prendersi una pausa dallo sbandamento e sorbiscono un bel caffe’ doppio. Lo scuolabus e’ parcheggiato con una ruota vicino al marciapiede e il culo in mezzo alla strada, il motorino fuori all’ingresso del bar, sullo scivolo per gli handicappati. I ragazzini dentro il bus si stanno credo uccidendo, a giudicare dalle grida. I due ovviamente parlano di Totti e di quando torna qua’ ce stanno a rubba’ er campionato. Scavalco il motorino e chiedo un caffe’, mi intrometto nella conversazione e dico scusi ma i ragazzini la’ fuori..
non se preoccupi signo’. L’ho chiusi dentro
Ah vabbe’ allora
Ma che pe’ caso uno e’ suo?
No, grazie a Dio, sono tutti di qualcun altro
La conversazione riprende, si aggiunge anche il barista che il mio caffe’ se lo scorda e io ho quasi finito la pausa
Rumore di plastica divelta. Gambe infantili che sporgono dal finestrino rotto, grida disumane: corri corri Albe’ scappatene a casa,digli a mi’ madre che stiamo al bare
E fugge Alberto, fugge, verso il tramonto urbano con le scarpe slacciate, corre piu’ di Totti e piu’ dell’autista del pulmino che lo insegue.
Figurati se si ricordano del mio caffe’
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Scene quasi felliniane, direi!
Beh Ale, l'impronta felliniana l'ho messa io nella struttura narrativa..vista dal vivo la scena aveva poco di poetico..
Beh meno male che ci hai dato l'impronta punzyfelliniana, allora! ^__^
quindi mi stai dicendo che è una scena vera?
cioè,
non è un'invenzione?
che bel quadretto. una volta mi capitò una cosa simile a reggio calabria. avevo preso un autobus per una località collinare. a metà della salita, l'autista si ferma, accosta, e si mette a raccogliere qualcosa, non ricordo più cosa. i (pochi) passeggeri sono scesi e l'hanno aiutato, alla fine hanno diviso il bottino. mah!
Prefe, io non invento niente.
Semplicemente, articolo in una struttura narrativa cio' che l'Urbe mi offre.
Le strade sono piene di queste situazioni surreali, se vieni nell'URbe qualche volta andiamo a zonzo e ti facico assistere in diretta alle vicissitudine metropolitane
chiamo in appello i testimoni che a volte si sono trovati ad assistere a ste' cose, Ciacip per esempio..
Per Vento: com'e' andata la gastroscopia?
ECCOMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Confermo che punzy non invente MAI
Riesce a rendere le cose molto poetiche o molto divertenti ma non le inventa
Ho assistito a molte cose assurde nella nostra urbe
Ricordo per esempio
Un biberon pieno di latta abbandonato su una cassetta dell'Enel
Un artista di strada che faceva acrobazie nel bel mezzo di Via Cristoforo Colombo
Tutta una serie infinita di pazzoidi in auto che facevano delle zozzate tali che sarebbero dovuti andare in prigione direttamente e senza passare dal via
Un biberon pieno di latta? E a chi lo davanao da bere ad un bambino meccanico?
^__^
...eeeeh, servita su un piatto d'argento, questa!
;-)
UFFA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ovviamente era latte......ai ragione servita su un piatto d'argento....
Tu menti sapendo di mentire. Basta co sti sogni ahahah
ma lassa perde...sso'ggiovani!
capitano tutte a te! ma dai... sono ragaaaazziiiiii
Potresti scrivere un libro con scene della specie che ti possono solo ispirare.
l'italia è un paese di pallonari, l'unico dove dal lunedì al sabato si discute di calcio e alle volte di domenica ci si mena pure.
Incivili, come la maggior parte degli italiani.
Ti giuro, leggendoti ho immaginato la scena degli sputi ai passanti dai finestrini e mi son messo a ridere come un imbecille davanti allo schermo, eccezionale!
Rinnovo l'invito fatto da peppe; è un ottima idea... Perchè non scrivi un libro???Particolare e piacevole il tuo modo di raccontare le storie.
Dimenticavo...ma poi i bambini sono stati "rilasciati"???
Are you aware that the news you are watching is interlaced with Communist China's propaganda,as
Communist China maps a realm of news with innocent lives?
Communist China is scheming a millennial terrorist activity by manipulating people's behaviors
through electromagnetic waves to contain criticism and harm innocent human lives.
1. The anomaly in community traffic of cars and motorcycles and drag racing,and reckless honking by
cars and motorcycles is exceeding an unprecedented level.
2. Communist China has the technology to scan the human brain waves through military satellite and
to discern and decipher their thoughts,scheming to instill individual interference focusing on each individual in need using the satellite electromagnetic waves.
3. Deploying electromagnetic waves is poised to project onto the human brain with certain sounds for the perception of grossly traumatizing or startling pain,or deploying the broadcast of noise via electromagnetic waves in sleeping humans with edited clips of films or through voice or image signals onto our brains or besiege our sensory functions with fabricated audible and sensory illusions.
4. It manipulates one's moods,such as smiling,nervousness,disgust,panic,anger,sorrow,desires,appetite,and so forth.
5. It interferes the human brain's thinking capability,memory or linguistic capability,to name a
few,causing spasms of muscles and fingers in the left and right hands,stinging aches throughout the body,coughing,yawning,trembling,involuntary blinking of the eye,runny
nose and so forth.
6. Electromagnetic waves are deployed to hinder the motoring functions of the body and neck,
disrupt the heartbeat or respiration,manipulate dizziness,deprive one's sleep,spasm,saliva gland,dental neural pain,etc.
7. Watch out that Communist China is infiltrating the news media by deploying electromagnetic
waves to besiege the broadcast media,map out viral disillusion or erroneous perception,and
investigate threats of brainwashing in viral spreading.
8. It further moved to deploy various symptoms in what one sees of media icons,gesture terms,
adding a skewed interpretation to one's cognitive awareness,misleading an individual to hallucinate or suffer,such as the North Korean's rigid smile,which is a tactic Communist China often deploys to counter the people.
9. By observing the resolution accuracy of Communist China's sound and image (scenario)
interference projected onto the human's brain,this can only be achieved with a certain level
of frequencies at the source of interference,hence there is no doubt that it has to be the
electromagnetic wave. Yet questions remain as to what range of frequencies the source of
interference deploys,or what kind of electromagnetic waves insulation chamber would suffice to provide an insulation yield? Communist China might deploy specific metal alloys as small scale molecular antennas, which are attached to the human brain in large number,creating electromagnetic waves when the human brain is in function,where the current created by Communist China's electromagnetic interference would poise to amplify in a staggering
number of multiplication,which Communist China can detect at all times to discern and muscles would excel the generation of electrode,which in turn create a corresponding electromagnetic wave within.
10. Some of Communist China's intimidation experiences in 2002:6.9 "Hey,are you tired of living?"6.14 "We had concocted the bombing incident at the U.S. embassy in Pakistan" "Jiang Zhemin ordered us to kill you,but without creating scenes"6.16 "The Pakistani
civilian troops confessed that they had schemed the bombing of the U.S. embassy in Pakistan,which we had manipulated them to confess,so what are you going to do about it?"6.19 "Hey,why don't you just go ahead and commit suicide""We are going to scheme
murder using the public bus"6.20 "Commit suicide by burning charcoal,get it?"6.25 "Jiang
Zhemin just does not like you,go hit your head against the wall".
11. I reckon that there are victims abound out in the street,no less alarming than wars,and those
not in the know or did not understand that Communist China's simple electromagnetic design
could easily turn people against each other,create moving incidents,little lese to say mislead
the youth to broach down the wrong path,suicidal prompting,design and fabrication of a host of society news (which Communication China refers to as movie making),as Communist China has had a decade long of the technology,and has long abused its technological advantages to scheme up design of abusing human lives by arranging fabricated news to poison and infiltrate the free world,manipulate and misguide the contents of the media,and deploy brainwashing and malicious
spread of viruses,done with insinuation and riddles.The fact that Communist China's slaughtering
the innocent had been the result of a high level of calculation,and a high level of rationalization,
where the threats are in existence,and cannot be ignored of their detrimental severity.
12. Communist China often coerce people to watch news compiled by the reporter Lu Yuling of the cable
news in order for them to be saved,but few are aware that Communist China had merely deploy the reporter to entrap many people. I do envision that those that turn to committing crime as framed by Communist China,the extra sufferings by the ordinary people,and the deaths of many innocent lives will not go unnoticed as hindered by a condoning attitude.
13. Nazi Hu Jintao, Jiang Zemin, Chinese Liberation Army, security police and armed police have committed suppression and massacre on their own civilians. Hu, Jiang and the other atrocious butchers owe these innocent civilians! More horrible and serious is that they are using mysterious killing technologies to cause harms to human brains around the world, making advantage of numerous international politicians and journalists to help them commit atrocities and beautify their actions, aiming to overturn and suppress those innocent people and cover up their terrorist acts and win fame by cheating the world. Securing in the knowledge that they have strong backing, these arrogant and shameless butchers have committed tortures and mass killing cruelly to those innocent ones around the world. Unfortunately, neither these politicians and nor journalists knowing what is what would dare to express their conscience.
14. The inhumane acts and atrocities committed by Nazi China are far more vicious than that of Nanjing massacre in China during WWII committed by Japanese army, as Chinese government is using mysterious technologies to commit massacres to masses of bare-handed civilians around the world as well as launch violence and terrorist activities to suppress these completely unarmed people’s freedom of speech. These demons, like Hu, Jinag and Chinese Liberation Army, despise the chastity, dignity and precious life of those innocent ones and suppress the emotions of their beloved. Meanwhile, relying on the condition that most of people in the world will not be able to witness their vicious acts of violence and behaviors they have committed unscrupulously and shamelessly, these Chinese Liberation Army enjoys using cruel ways to torture, massacre and trample on these innocent people, physically and mentally, in one free world. The arrogant Hu, Jiang and those jackals nurtured under such ferocious power treat themselves as the symbol of benevolence and hero, as they fail to learn their gutless and vicious acts to trample on those innocent people. If these demons, butchers and dregs of human, such as Hu, Jiang and Chinese Liberation Army who have become frenzied and conscienceless appeared in the site of Nanjing massacre in WWII, they definitely would be the leading roles to act atrocities!
15. We don’t want to see masses of innocent people to fall victim to the hell on earth built by red China where they will be susceptible to tortures and massacres for thousands of years.
16. Despite being even unable to fend for themselves in face of the high-tech detriments and attacks from China, we can not tolerate the fact that these politicians and journalists will become the accomplices to help China commit its terrorist acts and suppression on these innocent people in the current era or an unknown future.
17. In view of the notorious, vicious and sinister Hu, Jiang, Chinese Liberation Army with blood-stained hands, we just cast doubt over whether these greats of knowing what is what who have negotiated with these demons will show their conscience to save these innocent civilians or will act just for the sake of their profits, or are under the control of China. In this current drowned world, how will these innocent lives be treated in face of the atrocious acts committed by these diabolical figures, or when these innocent people will witness the practice of democracy in China? Will these phenomena turn out to be the joint efforts and endeavors achieved by China and those powerful figures in the world? Are we really dedicated to overturning such adversity? Our goal is to eliminate the vicious power one day with our strenuous efforts, and we absolutely will achieve it!
Chen,Shun-Chuan 2002.10.13* Republic of China (Taiwan)
...ancora sto cin ciun cian che spamma? Ma bannatelo!!!
Ciao Punzy... 250mila firme in un solo giorno!!!
Buon inizio settimana ;)
Buongiorno a tutti
Pino, speriamo sia solo l'inizio!!
Per chi me l'ha chiesto: io il libro lo avrei anche scritto, trovare chi lo pubblica e' un'altra cosa..
E vero: sputano, eccome se sputano.
ciao punzy, ho scritto dell'esame nel commento all'altro post.. grazie per l'interesse :) clinicamente han trovato un po' di cosucce ma niente di drammatico. per il resto è stato spassoso e lì rimando. saluti!
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